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Crows Crows Crows

Hello individual reader,

We at Crows Crows Crows are tireless in our goal of perfecting the art of the newsletter. Yet often, it seems to us that this is not enough. One of the most common critiques we hear is that our newsletters do not do enough to cater to the interests and tastes of each individual reader. This is very fair, very insightful, not remotely unreasonable feedback.

So we decided to change our approach.

We're going neural

We have rented a neural network which – basically – can be used to produce the perfect newsletter for YOU. This is very exciting as we have borrowed this A.I. with only our subscribers in mind. This system is made up of interconnected units that process data gathered by a study into our previous newsletters, as well as the data you will input. The neural network takes multiple passes in order to make connections and derive meaning from that data to produce a unique newsletter just for you.

This is our most ambitious newsletter project yet, and we are so proud of what we have achieved. It couldn’t be more simple. Simply hit 'I ACCEPT!' below and you will be taken to a quick questionnaire. These questions help us to create the most personalised newsletter possible. Once answered, you will have your very own, very personal, very, very custom newsletter.

The newsletter is in your hands! Enjoy!

See you later!

– Crows Crows Crows

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