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TO: ALL
FROM: Cecil Parish
MESSAGE REF: #5345881

SUBJECT LINE: Stop opening boxes of birds in the corridors

Hi all.

I think I made it pretty clear in the subject line but I’m going to write it again here just in case:

Stop opening boxes of birds in the corridors.

Look, I know it can be really exciting to see what birds we’ve been sent, but boxes are to be sent directly to the aviary. I should not even have to be explaining this.

Martinez and the Requisitions team keep having to order new boxes and it’s always a nightmare trying to catch them again so I will try to make it extra clear:

Stop. Opening. Boxes of birds in the corridors.

Regards,

Cecil Parish

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