Hello future customer,
For many years, Accounting has been a profession. But don’t worry! Crows Crows Crows teamed up with Justin Roiland (Rick & Morty / Squanchtendo) to bring you a VIRTUAL game in REALITY for the THC VIVE.
Unfortunately, Accounting is also a profession reserved for legitimate grown-up adults, so…
FUCK!!! ALRIGHT! WELCOME TO THE ACCOUNTING ZONE MOTHERFUCKER!! CONSUME THAT DRUGS SUBSTANCE!! AND THEN CHECK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR COOL AS SHIT TRAILER:
18+ NOT SAFE FOR WORK AND ILLEGAL! LIQUIDS ON AIRPLANES MY G!! ACCOUNTING IS COMING THIS FUCKING MONTH TO STEAM VR (AND ALSO ILLEGAL TORRENT VR)!! IT’S THE BEST GAME YOU CAN’T AFFORD TO PLAY!! BUT IF YOU’RE AN EARLY ADOPTER I BET YOU CAN’T WAIT TO JACK YOURSELF INTO THE EROTIC CYBERGRID!! CHECK OUT THESE NASTY NAUGHTY VISUALS:
It’s going to be another COMPLIMENTARY VIDEO GAME ($0.00) from us because let’s be honest: FUCK making money. We just care about THE CREATIVE PROCESS and HAVING NO LIMITS.
That’s why we spent a significant amount of cash to fly out to LA earlier this year to make a VR GAME with Justin the week before GDC. He just announced his VR Company Squanchtendo the other week! They’re going on to make more VR Games! And we’re going to go on to file for bankruptcy.
Go and visit ACCOUNTINGVR.COM to hear more about this. But if you don’t have a Tetrahydrocannabinol Vive... Don’t worry! This isn’t even the last game we’re releasing this year!!
Catch you again soon,
William and Dom from Crows Crows Crows