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Hello baby birds!!

I’m your big momma bird! I’m gonna regurgitate some content into your hungry little mouths! Don’t be grossed out. Eat it up! Grow strong!!

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There’s so many of you! So many little squawking birds! So many tiny beaks to ingest insects! The noise keeps me up at night. I don’t think it’ll ever stop. But I remember that as long as I stay true to the mathematical principles of audience engagement and play the percentages- WE’RE ALL GOING TO BE OKAY.

Crows Crows Crows has been involved in testing and developing a tool for helping you understand large complex numbers and what they mean! It’s called STATISTICS.

GRAPHS AND NUMBERS

We used Statistics with Dr. Langeskov: A Whirlwind Heist to figure out how thousands of people played our game! We’re going to be releasing a transparent breakdown of all the data we collected very soon - but not in blog form! You’ll be able to play through the game and SEE THE NUMBERS!! 100%!!!

BACKSTAGE ACCESS

YEAH THAT’S WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE!! Also, our collaboration with Rick & Morty’s Justin Roiland is speeding along & we’ll have a lot more to share with you on that front extremely soon! But if you want to know more abOUT STATISTICS THE STATISTICS nine tenths APPLICATION THAT’S five thirds REALLY INTERESTING PLEASE twenty two CHECK OUT THE SITE HERE

STATISTICS you soon!

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@HonestWilliam
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