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Wow dear reader, can you believe it? It’s been one entire year since the release of The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe!
There's lots to share, so let's get down to it with something launching today...
Do you hear that?
It's the sound of an update to The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe! That's right, we've released an update for all platforms today!
This update includes Language Support for Japanese, Simplified Chinese, Korean, Polish, Brazilian Portuguese and Ukrainian. Now you can explore the endless possibilities of the game in your preferred language!
But wait, there's more! We've also added a few small pieces of missing content that didn’t make it for launch. Hooray!
Welcome valued stakeholders and board members to the second subheading. At the end of our first four quarters we are very pleased to announce that we have sold a very significant number of copies! I'm getting the specific number right now...
Thanks for all the support! "A lot" is a really impressive amount of copies. Wow! But let's not stop there...
To celebrate this milestone, The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is now sale for 50% off on Steam and Nintendo Switch! This economy-crashing offer can only last 1 week before we're shut down by the SEC. Please take one of our cards!
Barbells, medicine balls, “the leg machine” - so many people nowadays are working out, and buying items to lift up above their heads to help them gain "physical" mass.
Well, unless you’ve been “bench pressing” a USB with a copy of The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe on it, this has been an activity we’ve yet to directly profit from.
So, in order to “muscle in” on this non-digital market, we are very excited to announce that a new physical edition of The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is coming soon! Stay hyped, stay loyal, and stay subscribed for more updates on this later in the year.
Is the product page missing in your region?
Do you find yourself in Japan or perhaps Korea, puzzled by the unsettling absence of The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe on your favorite gaming platform's online marketplace, as if the product page were the elusive island from LOST?
No need to worry! Reality itself has not gone awry, we've simply been working on the translations for these regions.
So, over the next month we'll be launching store pages for The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe in Japan, Korea, and other regions across Asia*. As we bring these pages to life, we'll be posting updates to our COMMUNITY DISCORD, where fellow gamers can share their experiences and excitement.
* (depending on your platform of choice)
So that's that. Let us raise a virtual glass to all the entertaining fun we've shared - and all the surprises still to come!
Until next time,
Crows Crows Crows