You are inside of an airport inside of a dream.
You check your dream phone to see an email from Crows Crows Crows, the dream team behind The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe.
You think “Wow! Am I dreaming?”
You think “Oh great, is this finally it? Are we finally going to get that release date? Is this the moment? Could it be?”
We’re gonna be honest with you. Not yet. But we’re so close, the team is working like clockwork finishing the new endings with more content and we are so excited to share it all with you as soon as we can.
We know how important the game is to many of you and we’re taking the time to make sure it reaches a level of quality that you (the “gamers”) and we (the “developers”) are happy with. Thank you so much for your patience. As for the launch date- wait who is this dude wait don’t do this!!!! I was just getting to the good stuff!!!