Danger! Danger!
A FIRE (update) has broken out in The Temple (of no)!
Go and do more exploring in the CCCCC (Classic Crows Crows Crows Collaboration) The Temple of No! This is a whole new adventure - but it’s HIDDEN! Like The Maze™ in Westworld. The first step is finding a broken lightbulb in the Jungle of Doubt. There will be FIRE. There will be a brand new ICE LEVEL. There will be text that you can CLICK ON.
If you’ve not played The Temple of No before, it’s good, and you should try it.
The Crows Crows Crows team has been pretty burned out from PARTYING so much at the A MAZE. festival in Berlin so we decided to recuperate by making THIS before continuing on our major (and still secret) PC/PS4 releases!! However, we do know a lot of you have been clamouring for this exact kind of thing, and to prove it to the rest of you, here are three emails from fans provided without comment. Our regular Westworld segment will be below these so feel free to keep scrolling. No pressure.
subject: temple Of no
from: jerjerclarks@pmail.porg
to: hello@crowscrowscrows.com
Daer Crows Crows Crows
I just played your temple Of no twines. I really enjoyed it, the humour and jokes were really funny. I enjoyed the frog-based jokes in partictic.
I know you are a busy people but if you get a spare few days to recuperate after amaze could you PLEEEEASE do an update for this temple of No? It would make me thrilled up to a point, and pleased in partictic. I like fire. Could you include fire in an temple Of no update? I wrote you a poem%
I love crows, 1, 2, 3
They are the best, you and me
I like to play all the games
I want to play future games
Why do I want to play?
I like crows today.
There’s more where that came from. Get in touch for more verses. I write about all kinds of stuff, but crows crows cows in partictic.
Thanks for the twines! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!
Jeremy Clarkson
subject: An OFFER of HELP
from: bigebigebige@email.de
to: hello@crowscrowscrows.com
Hello to my favourite corvids,
I want to thank you for the Temple of No, which, I must say, made my Saturday. The humour, the jokes, the risqué imagery, and the sound effects were just off the wall. I want you to know that I DID sing along to the music, and if I do say so, it was the best performance in the world haHAha! Could you please do an update for this because, as any sane person would, I want more. If you do, please put fire in it. I just want to make sure you’ve had this thought because you always put fire in all your games. Even Dr Langeskov’s Curse had fire. it would be such a missed opportunity to do an update without fire.
I always love the art in your games by the way. Dominik Johann is really talented and handsome, and in his public appearances he’s always so funny and handsome. I think we’d get on really well. He seems really cool and funny and handsome. Dominik, I am good at helping if you ever need a helper. I can pass you your pens and paper pads, bring you coffee and generally help in whatever way you want. I will literally do whatever you want me to do. Use me in any way you like.
Please do a Temple of No update with fire! Maybe you could call it the fire update maybe??
Dominik get in touch!
Lots of real love
Big Eliot
subject: I have an IDEA for you!
from: mrswatts@elementallyhazard.ous
to: hello@crowscrowscrows.com
To everyone at Crowsx3,
Holy shit I am all about the Temple of No! Literally, hands down, one of the best Twine games I’ve ever played. I always love the stuff your studio makes. PC, VR, Twine; you are the rulers of all platforms!
That said, I feel this piece is missing a real villain. Someone to make the stakes real.
If you were ever thinking of doing an update please let me know because I have a suggestion for just such a character. While I understand that you’d probably want to insert some elemental hazard like fire into any future update (and I would too), fire isn’t so much a villain as a mindless threat. So while fire would be a great addition to the game, it’s not necessarily enough. What happens if you take this hilarious but somewhat innocent Twine game, and insert a memorable antagonist for the ages? A terrible, ruthless, almighty villain wreathed in fire and ash. Contact me and I can… give you some inspiration.
Ever watchful,
Mrs Watts
SO! Let’s get straight in with it! What’s happening with bernaaaard????
Dude is ALWAYS freaking out- jj abrahams I know you subscribe to this newsletter (or YOU dave, pls forward); please please could you ask bernard in your show to calm down - he is properly giving it away by freaking out all the time. I am worried about bernard, especially when his hand starts shaking and everybody asks him “hey bernard keep it together man” [sick] or “hey bernard do you need to sit down you are obviously hiding something”- it is bringing a LOT of tension to my life - just last week I (William) asked my friend (and colleague) joe (who also helped write this newsletter shoutout joe!!) “what’s happening with bernaaaard!!!” and he couldn’t tell me because he hadn’t seen any more episodes than I have. I started to cry andd got really angry because I just want to know what’s going on with bernard!! Who’s side is he on????? What’s going on with him?????
PLEASE!
Jj abrahams send us all the episodes asap please (dolores is my favourite character maybe she could be in smash bros maybe you could owrk that out with nintendo).
thanks bye!!!
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