subject: An OFFER of HELP
Hello to my favourite corvids,
I want to thank you for the Temple of No, which, I must say, made my Saturday. The humour, the jokes, the risqué imagery, and the sound effects were just off the wall. I want you to know that I DID sing along to the music, and if I do say so, it was the best performance in the world haHAha! Could you please do an update for this because, as any sane person would, I want more. If you do, please put fire in it. I just want to make sure you’ve had this thought because you always put fire in all your games. Even Dr Langeskov’s Curse had fire. it would be such a missed opportunity to do an update without fire.
I always love the art in your games by the way. Dominik Johann is really talented and handsome, and in his public appearances he’s always so funny and handsome. I think we’d get on really well. He seems really cool and funny and handsome. Dominik, I am good at helping if you ever need a helper. I can pass you your pens and paper pads, bring you coffee and generally help in whatever way you want. I will literally do whatever you want me to do. Use me in any way you like.
Please do a Temple of No update with fire! Maybe you could call it the fire update maybe??
Dominik get in touch!
Lots of real love