Dear Faithful CROWS CROWS CROWS Investors.
We want to thank you, [OLD FRIEND], for staying with us during this dark year. We know we’ve not been writing you back and we want to say sorry. But in response to our apology you will quickly say “no no, it’s okay because this innovative product you have developed and brought into my life more than makes up for you leaving me high and dry for these XBox 360 days.”
Without further jokes, we present to you our latest, most profound invention.
EAT is the ultimate disruption of the hierarchical power structure at the heart of society. Those who own the means of production rule the masses. In the cruel world of UNCLE HUNGER, we are truly all slaves…
But with EAT we are passing the power into your hands.
Ah, here it is…
Well, guess our plan failed. You can still get EAT but since we made it free we will have to come up with a new genius plan to FINALLY START MAKING $$$. Give us a week or two and we’ll come back to you with our next MONEY MAKING SCHEME.
Definitely do not watch The Game Awards preshow next week on Thursday,
Crows Crows Crows.