Accounting Out Now!

Dear Subscribers,

It has come to light that in our last email to you we mistakenly addressed the greatest virtual reality platform the world has ever seen as the “THC Vive”. This was immature jokery of the lowest order and we would like to apologise unreservedly to both HTC and everyone who was offended.

As we release our beautiful ungendered baby “Accounting for the HTC Vive” into the world, we would like to impress upon you Crows Crows Crows’ unconditional commitment to the Virtual Reality Revolution. It is the future, and we are committed to unreservedly producing amazing content to be enjoyed by those fortunate enough to have the appropriate wealth and large enough houses.

We love Virtual Reality – and as the weighty headsets press into our face-flesh we truly feel alive for the first time. This is the future. VR is the future. Let us suckle at the teat of VR and grow stronger together.

Accounting is out now on Steam. It was created by us and Rick & Morty co-creator Justin Roiland during a short trip to Los Angeles. Justin’s studio Squanchtendo is also VR-Positive.

Play Accounting here. (You’ll need a free space of 2 meters by 1.5 meters and a HTC Vive).

Praise be to VR.

Crows Crows Crows

Hey it’s me!! Sendy the Email!!

Sorry I’m late!! I’m the new Crows Crows Crows Email Mascot! I’ll be hanging around and guest starring in every single email from here on out! Better get used to me! Haha! Why not buy an official Sendy The Email T-Shirt! Haha! No but seriously let’s get serious here for a second.

Thousands of you emailed in to say that you don’t own some “reasonably priced” $800 VR Headset and you couldn’t play Accounting even if you wanted to. Well I’m making my views clear with the “VR illuminati” at the top of this HTC Facebook Sony pyramid scheme and I’ve got one big announcement to drop to you right now:

I’m Sendy The Email and Fuck. Virtual. Reality.

You want my company to make games that nobody can play so nobody can buy them? No chance Palmer Luckey. No chance at all.

I’m Sendy The Email and I know what people want, I know what the average email subscriber wants and they DON’T want TRACKING ISSUES, STICKY HEADSETS, NO WAY TO CHECK EMAILS IN VR, FACEBOOK BEAMING ADVERTS RIGHT INTO YOUR EYES-

I’m SPEAKING OUT!! You CAN’T SILENCE ME!!

I’M SENDY THE EMAIL AND IF I HAVE MY WAY THEN CROWS CROWS CROWS WILL NEVER MAKE A VR GAME AGAIN!! AND IF MARK ZUCKERBERG HAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT HE CAN LICK MY STAMP-

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