A question I am often asked is: “How does Crows Crows Crows make any money?”
This question often continues into a cascade of hurtful reminders of the unprofitability of our BIG FOOD disruptor: EAT.
I answer this question through tears. We don’t make money. There simply isn’t any money in the free games market.
So we decided to release a game on a platform guaranteed to make us phat stacks. A platform so accessible and en vogue* we would FOR CERTAIN achieve profitability for decades to come. A platform that everybody’s uncle is talking about- THAT’S RIGHT!
This is Tree Guy. We all know him. He lives in a tree and gets frustrated when people are in his world. He is a really, really interesting character with a lot of diverse and complex opinions about cooling machines, batteries, birdhouses, and seeds.
This is Ashley and Carlton The Cool Knight. About 20 minutes ago they were getting fries. Now that I think about it that would’ve been a better screenshot to showcase how happy they are being characters in Accounting+, but this one is good too. They are listening to rap and are summoning The Devil. The Devil will kill everybody but it will still be cool.
This is Zing. He is Rich Fulcher (The Mighty Boosh) in Video Game Dog Form. Right now he’s not in a really relaxed space because his mouse friend has been killed by the police. He stole his mom’s flower shop van and she is also in pursuit.
He has never had an easy life but he makes the best of small moments of joy he finds burrowed away in the nights he spends with his friends. He has torrented thousands of movies and never watched any of them. He smoked his first cigarette when he was nine. He has arthritis. Is this too spoiler-y? Maybe.
Anyway, did you see the Game Awards? William and Justin just revealed our trailer there, the rest of us saw the live stream and I swear I could hear someone applaud.
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